Saat Menyambut Ramadhan.

Saat tibanya Ramadhan 2011.
Saya dengan nama jelitanya, Qistina Gomez telah membuat simpanan makanan terlebih dahulu selama 3 bulan suku jam. Ini bagi mengelakkan berlakunya kelaparan di bulan yang mulia ini. Saya telah menjadikan unta padang pasir sebagai contoh idola kerana unta mempunyai bonggol yang menawan utk menyimpan makanan. Oleh itu, saya telah berusaha tangga kejayaan untuk melahirkan bonggol tersebut jua. Kini, bakal tibanya Ramadhan, saya merasakan bahawa saya tidak akan lapar kerana sudah mempunyai stok makanan di pipi :

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oleh itu,saya mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Ramadhan Al-Mubarak.

yang ikhlas: Qistina Beyoncee.

perasaan bercinta bersama budak sekolah rendah. :D

Last Saturday n Friday saya telah menjadi 'guru sementara' di Sk Ijok ! *ada ayat tipu sket.haha
skola tu dikira skola kg jugak laa..tp bezz sbb budak2 tu gila sporting lahh..
ceta hari sabtu: bawak dorg dtg kampus.dorg ade ceramah motivasii smart study. penat gilakkk..
plus,i have to take care of pupils from standard four !!!!!! (muka mata terbeliak)
yg lain dpt budak darjah 5 n 6.ringan la beban kannnnnn...budak2 bole dikatakan matured.. :P
actually,the story was begin here:

1.budak2 pakat mintak number fon la bagai...(sila fokus ayat ini dan hafal)
2.dorg panggil i teacher uuu..i repeat !! TEACHERRRRRRRRRRRRR....!!!!
hahaha..syok den !
3.sume sibok nak ikot bontot cekk..cekk p sini.depa ikot.cekk p sana..depa ikot.. adessss
4.ade sorg budak yg bernama wengky ! hoyeahhh ! dy sangat aktif dan mulut byk..aummm.. ade ke patot dy curik i punya eye-liner.dy pakai panjang2 sampai ke telinga *yg sampai telinga tu tipu laa.. gilaaaaaa lahhh ! kecik2 dah pandai curik make up cekguu.(eh eh cekgu ooo) hah ! pastu tunjuk kat sumaa..hahaha. yg x bole blah tu dy pakai lipbum cik farhana (my roomate).pompuan ni ape lagi.. sumpah seranah la budak tu.HAHA.
*sabar je laaa..
5. bila dah habis suma dengan tangisan selamat tinggal tu,i pulang ke rumah dengan perasaan nak cium bantal busukkk..tiba2: (lagu cek mek molek berkumandangg)
ramai gila budak2 pakat kol n mcg..menyesal plak bg number.. =_______=

2 missed call.

hello kitty: ni adik mana pulak? (dah bole agak dahh budak2 nii)

ben 10: ni sape ;-) (mcm ayat nak ngorat kan?heee)*malu sat

hello kitty: aikk..dy pulak tnye kte..

ben 10: xde la,ni sape??

hello kitty: laaaa..ni sape? u yg mckol i dulu knn..xpe la cmtu.bye

ben 10: k k k...name syahmie

hello kitty: sk ijok ea?

ben 10: mmmmm.... 

(haaaa..ni yg buat tak syok niii..budak2 ni staii dok wat ayat pendekk ja.bengang btol lahhh! terus cekk tak reply.malas gila nk melayan)

beberapa puluh minit kemudian:

ben 10: xpe akak sombong ngan adk ye xpe adk majok ngan akak ;-l heh!!!

(ayat majok  membuatkan daku bergeli hatii dengan mcg tersebut.AHHA)

hello kitty: laaa..akak baru lpas makan laa.sory laa

ben 10: heh...!!!

hello kitty: adik..membazir kdt je mcg pndek2.esok skola kn?nape xtdo lg ni?

ben 10: dah la kak orang dah x sudi nak layan kte nk wat camne. ye adik tau akak dh ade teman lelaki dh la (xbole tahan gila budak ni punya mcg.AHAHA..gila matangggg)

hello kitty: npe?nk jd boyfren kak ke?haha

ben 10: heh

hello kitty:  knape? malu ke?

ben 10: xde adk cume majuk je (dlm hati: alalalalalala.HAHAHA)

hello kitty: jgn la cmtuu..xhensem la nanti adik akak ni

ben 10: akak leh nampak ke

hello kitty: nampak laaaa...cuba tgok kat mcg tu,ada nama kak kannnn..ahaha (konon kat sini cek nak buat ayat melawak laaaa..)

ben 10: tengok kat ne (hampeh betol.. -.- lawak xjadi!)

hello kitty: adik ni...xlawak langsong laa..akak tipu je.

ben 10: saje (ayat pendek lagi =__=)

hello kitty: adik.g la tido.esok kan skolah..

ben 10: ___________________ (last2 dia anta mcg kosong.muahahaha. motif adik???) *sila isikan tempat kosong tersebut)

okk..dalam hal ini.saya rasa saya tewas di tangan budak buat kali pertama. tapi macam best ja kapel dgn budak2 macam ni.hahaha. bahagia kotttt.. :D

kehadapan adik syahmie yang dikasihi.JOM KAPEL nak?? HAHAHAHA. 

And this is a few photos of us to make u guys feels the story. (yeke?haha) cekedauttt!!! :

yang benar,

(tandakaki saya)

QISTINA HASHIM.

kenangan Harry Potiaqq yang pernah berkhidmat di SMK Jitra !!

Harry Potiaqq kini berakhir.. para pari2 sudah melawati pusaranya di Jitra Mall Cineplex dgn jayannya. Masing2 telah berkabung dgn :

1.memakai kaca mata utk menutup rasa kesedihan.

tiga orang kanan arwah Harry Pottaq. dari kanan: pari2 Demi Lovatoq, bidadari Selena Gomehh dan puteri   Miley Cyrus.

Janda2 Harry Potiaqq yg x sabar nak mengetahui wasiat yg ditinggalkan oleh Harry yg tidak seberapa.

 Wasiat utk janda sulung: sekuntum jaket halimunan yang sama seperti arwah. (lihat lukisan tgn saya di atas) Ini kerana sikap janda sulung seperti acuh tidak acuh untuk memberus gigi suaminya ketika hidup.

Wasiat untuk janda bongsu: Separas suami baru yang detemui semasa berbulan madu dengan janda sulung. Arwah merasakan rupa paras lelaki tersebut sesuai untuk janda keduanya. Jodoh separas ini sangat kuat sehingga boleh membelah pusat kelapa. (ni ngarot)

Maka, kedua2 janda arwah sangat gembira atas wasiat yg diberikan. Sesungguhnya Harry Potiaqq merupakan lelaki yg penyayang di muka buku ini. Kini hanya tinggal kenangan :(

Selamat Tinggal Suamiku, Harry Potiaqq T-T

P/S: di sini daku ingin selitkan video yg sempat dirakam semasa upacara penutupan Harry Potiaqq yg penah berkhidmat di SMK Jitra.

SEKIAN.TERIMA KASIH :)

Ohh my Ms.Jealous Girl.. (-.-)

Ms. Jealous girl thinks she's better than me
Why should you be mad at me for the things I can do?
I live my own life and do my own things
Why are you so jealous of my life and such?
Ms. Jealous girl wanted to where I go and who I chat to
It is none of your besswax what I do and don't bother to ask.
I am sick and tired of you telling others that you're jealous of me
And sick of you telling my man things that you made up about me.
I don't want you coming around starting trouble with me.
I don't want to speak with you or see you at all and leave me all alone.
Ms. Jealous girl, you're not welcome at my home and see my friends there
Because we all don't want to be your friend.
Lies and Lies and I was sick of it, really from you.
You got jealous when I went out enjoying with friends
You got jealous at me when my man and I went out or away for a while
You got jealous at me when I updated my facebook
You got jealous at me for things I can do, even cleaning around the house is one thing that you never ever did in your crappy life.
Ms Jealous girl, stop calling here at the house, cuz your ex doesn't want you back and not allow to step foot in the house
You call crazy hours of the night just to get a hold of him but he also has a life and you get jealous at him going out hopping with his buddies and you got mad when he goes out with me.
Ms Jealous girl, if you come to see me at everywhere and start things with me,
All I can say to you is this,
"You have been totally JEALOUS of me for the things I can do and where I go and leave me alone. No one in this world want to stick with you."
Ms Jealous girl, you have your own things to do and don't worry what I am doing next week, next month, or next year. I have better things to do.
Ms Jealous Girl, let my pals and I do our own things and don't call my place when I go out.
Ms Jealous Girl, everyone is sick of your lies and you gotta stop that or everyone around you won't want to be with you.Ms Jealous girl, want to know her name? Her name is ***** and she is known as the
Ms.Jealous girl cuz she is STILL JEALOUS OF ME FOR DUMB REASONS AND SHE NEEDS TO STOP BEING LIKE THIS TO ME.
Ms Jealous Girl, I have a life and better things to do and screw you!

please... please... please.....

plizzz..plizzz...plizzz..I just want this.. 0-0

I willing to swallow my broadband to get this.

plizzz..plizzz..plizzz..I just want this.. T_T

I willing to drink a drain water to get this.

plizzz..plizzz..plizzz..I just want this.. :(

I willing to bald my head to get this.

plizzz..plizzz..plizzz..I just want this.. :S

I willing to wear a torn sock to get this..

oohh plizz plizz plizz..